So I was having an interesting conversation with my cousin Ashbash. Thats her real name. Some how we got to talking about puppies. So it made me think of some things that would make me made if I were a puppy. If I were a puppy:

• I wouldn’t let people touch my tail. In fact I’d probably put brass knuckles on it to really show them I didn’t like tail touching.
• I would never wear a dog sweater. Besides being some of the ugliest things ever made, they’re itchy against nice fur.
• I’d insist on going everywhere with my owner. It gets boring at home. People wonder why puppies chew up everything. My guess is they want to go on Road Trips to California. Sometimes it’s hard to express your inner feelings as a puppy, but thats what they want.
• I would probably lobby for another puppy. As much as the other pupster could annoy me, I’m sure the company would be better than not having any.

Thats what I’d want if I was a puppy.